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André: Well, this is a great way to spend a Saturday.
Tori: I have never had detention before.
Robbie: I'm kind of nervous.
Jade: If you hadn't made us late for class, we wouldn't be here.
Robbie: I was choking on a pretzel.
André: Well, why you always got to be choking on something.
Beck: Uh, give him a break.
Tori: Yeah, it's not Robbie's fault he has a petite throat.
Robbie: It's average!
Rex: Ha!
Tori: Hey, who’s in charge of detention anyway?
André: Vice Principal.
Jade: Dickers.
[Vice Principal Dickers enters.]
VP Dickers: Morning, waz-bags. Detention is that way, in the library. Get ready for the worst day of your lives. [Pointing up the stairs towards library]
[Cat enters.]
Cat: Yay! We're at school on a Saturday. [Cat laughs.]
VP Dickers: [Yelling and pointing] LIBRARY!!!!!!!!!
[Tori, Cat, Jade, Beck, André, Robbie walk up the stairs.]
Jade: All right.
Cat: Don't have to yell at me.
[In the library]
VP Dickers: Well, well, its 7:06 AM here in Los Angeles. That means in Australia, it's yesterday. Or tomorrow.
[Robbie puts his hand up.]
Robbie: You know, in Australia, when you flush the toilet, the water swirls backwards.
VP Dickers: Put a sock in it, Afro.
VP Dickers: You clowns are gonna sit here all day, and think about why you're in detention.
[Jade spits chewing gum in the air, and Rex catches and puts it in his mouth. Rex chuckles.]
VP Dickers: Now, cellphones, let's have them.
Beck: Why?
VP Dickers: Because in detention, there are no phone calls.
Beck: What about texting?
VP Dickers: No.
André: Email?
VP Dickers: No!
Tori: Can we play Grumpy Gerbils?
Cat: I love Grumpy Gerbils!
Robbie: I can't get past level 23.
VP Dickers: Zip it, corn pie.
Jade: Can we have corn pie?
VP Dickers: Shut up!
[Brief pause]
VP Dickers: Phones!
[Dickers holds a box as students get up and put their cellphones in the box.]
VP Dickers: Now, I'm going to put your box of phones right here.
[Dickers puts them on top of the bookshelf. Tori then raises her hand]
VP Dickers: What, "princess"?
Tori: I was just wondering what the plan is for lunch.
VP Dickers: Well if you pre-turds get hungry, there's a big plate of tuna right here! (points to it)
Robbie: Um, technically, sir, if perishable foods aren't kept at either below 34 degrees or above 140 degrees-
VP Dickers: Pipe down, side salad! Eat the tuna or starve! I could care less.
Andre: I think you mean you couldn't care less.
VP Dickers: What's that?
Beck: You said you could care less.
Tori: Which implies that you do care, at least a little bit.
VP Dickers: I don't.
Beck: Well, then you should have said, you couldn't care less.
Robbie: But you did not.
Cat: Hey, what about the guy who first landed on the moon? He said "One small step for man." I would've just said "Oh, my god, I'm on the moon!" (Beck smiles)
VP Dickers: Alright, not another word!
Jade: Word.
VP Dickers: That's it, West, you just bought yourself another Saturday detention.
Jade: Did I get a good deal on it?
VP Dickers: You just bought yourself another one! (Cat yelps and buries her head in her hood)
Jade: Okay, look, I'm sorry, I apologize.
VP Dickers: That's three! Three Saturdays!
Tori: But she was apologizing!
VP Dickers: Okay, Vega, now you got one!
Tori: Why?
VP Dickers: Boom! Another one!
Tori: I don't want another one!
VP Dickers: That's three! You want to to try for four?
Tori: I REALLY don't.
VP Dickers: That's four! You want five?
Jade: YES!!!
VP Dickers: Okay, Vega, you just got 5!
Tori: What?!
Cat: Tori! [mouths] Stop.
Tori: Stop what? Jade said yes!
Rex: I guess he's afraid to give one to Robbie. (Robbie covers Rex's mouth as Mr. Dickers comes to him)
VP Dickers: (To Rex) Oh, yeah? I got one for you, too, Fudge Sack! Anybody else? Huh? Anybody?
[No one speaks]
VP Dickers: You mess with the cow... you get the udders.
[Dickers leaves the library as the door closes.]
Tori: FORGET YOU!!!