This is the transcript of the episode One Thousand Berry Balls.
Tori: (looking in her locker) Where is it? Come on.
Andre: (suspicious voice) Looking for something?
Tori: Yes. Why d... (gasps) Do you have it?
Andre: Do you mean, do I have it right here in this pocket?
Tori: Yeah. Do you?
Andre: Nah. I'm just messing with you. I don't even know what you are looking for.
Tori: I have spent the last 20 minutes tearing my locker up looking for a 5 dollar bill that I know I have.
Andre: Hey hey hey hey.
Andre: It's just 5 dollars no big doodle.
Tori: Yes it is. It is a huge doodle. I'm broke. I need money... bad.
Andre: For what?
Tori: For jeans, makeup, special cheese, a new purse.
Andre: Wait. Why do you need special cheese?
Tori: You know I don't like regular cheese.
Andre: Wanna make some money?
Tori: Yes. Maybe. How?
Andre: (goes to locker and starts playing the piano to open it) You know how I've been working part-time at Yotally Togourt?
Andre: On Saturday there gonna launch a new thing called Berry Balls.
Tori: What? Fruit flavoured yogourt?
Andre: In small balls form.
Andre: And my boss is looking for someone to work this Saturday you know? Hand out some free samples. Get people pumped up.
Tori: Well, I can get people pumped up about Berry Balls.
Andre: So your in?
Tori: Yeah. I am in.
Andre: She's in.
Tori: But wait.
Andre: He waits
Tori: Saturday night, you & I are doing a song here at The Cow Wow.
Andre: Oh, it's cool. We'll be done with work at 8 so we'll get here by 9 the song is no problem.
Tori: Then ok. You tell your boss he's got himself a Berry Ball girl.
Cat: (comes) Hey you guys.
Tori: What's up?
Cat: I have a problem.
Tori: (looks towards Jade's locker) Well you should tell Jade.
Andre: Yep! Jade's right over there. (points at Jade)
Cat: Ok, I'll go tell Jade.
Cat: Jade I have a problem I need help.
Jade: Well, Tori and Andre are right over there.
Cat: They told me to come to you.
Jade: (gives death glare at them)
Tori and Andre are both waving with a smile on their faces.
Cat: So you know The Cow Wow dance this Saturday night.
Jade: Yeah I know about The Cow Wow.
Cat: Well, Robbie texted me last night, saying he wants to talk to me and I know he's going to ask me to be his date.
Cat: Don't say gross. I like Robbie.
Jade: So. go to the dance with him.
Cat: No gross.
Jade: You just said that--
Cat: Look, Robbie's one of my best friends and going to the dance with him would just be weird.
Jade: Well, think fast because here he comes right now.
Cat: Quick, hide me.
Jade: Cat, in my bra?
Cat: Oh. No. That'll Never work.
Robbie: Cat. Hi.
Robbie: Hi. Listen.
Jade: I'm gonna go.
Robbie: I wanted to ask you-
Cat: Who my favourite vice- president was? Oh! Easy! Dick Cheney!
Robbie: No! I wanted to ask you.
Robbie: She ran away from me. I was in the middle of talking to her and she just ran away from me, like, why would a girl do that?
Jade walks away
Robbie: Yeah but you walked away!
Jade: You are wearing this to the cow wow.
Jade: What, you don't like it?
Beck: I said okay.
Jade: You've barely even looked at it!
Beck: I just thought.
Jade: This is the first social event in school we're going to since we got back together!
Jade: You wanna know what I'm gonna wear?!
Beck: (sits in chair, and is silent)
Jade: I'm gonna wear a Hawaiian skirt, a black western top and a cowboy hat.
Beck: That's sounds great.
Jade: What's the matter with you?
Cat: NO! (runs out of class)
Robbie: (chases Cat) Hey Cat, I... CAT!!!!
Jade: Which boots should I wear, black or brown?
Jade: JUST MAKE A DECISION!!
Robbie: Hello. Cat.
Cat: Eh! (tries to run away from him but Robbie catches her)
Robbie: Oh. Hey. Hey. You don't have to keep running away from me. I already asked Gabriella to be my date to The Cow Wow.
Cat: Cool. What did she say?
Robbie: She said "si".
Cat: That's means yes.
Robbie: I know. I looked it up.
Cat: Well. Yay. You got yourself a pretty girl to take to The CowWow.
Robbie: Yeah. I just wanted to let you know that you don't have to run away from me anymore.
Cat: Ok. Thanks.
Robbie: See you in class (exits).
Cat: (throws chair against the wall in anger) Gabriella.
Tori updates her status
Tori: (updating status) On my way to WORK! I'm gonna be a berry ball girl! Weeeee! Feeling: Berry Excited.
Andre: Alright. Thanks a lot. Enjoy. it.
Tori: Hey kid where's my yogourt?
Andre: Hey what's up little co-worker?
Tori: Just ready to get to it.
Andre: Cool. Tori's here.
Manager: Just a minute.
Tori: Mmm. What are those? (points to it)
Andre: Coconut rasins.
Tori: And these? (points to it)
Andre: Peanut Butter chips.
Tori: Happy tongue. (takes counter cleaner) Mmm. What's this white stuff?
Andre: That's what we use to clean the counter.
Tori (starts gaging on it).
Tori: Eh! Ow!Ah! Ahhh! (gags more on it).
Manager: Well. Hello.
Tori: (continues gaging on it).
Manager: What's she doing.
Andre: She ate some counter cleanser now she's spitting it out.
Tori: (grabs water bottle and drinks while gaging).
Manager: In the future I'd appreciate it if you woldn't gag in front of the customers.
Andre: It's the first time. Eating cleanser.
Manager: Your job is to give out One Thousand Berry Balls.
Tori: What are they?
Manager: There balls. Of Berry.
Andre: Why do they have green afros?
Manager: That's cotton candy.
Tori: What flavor is that?
Tori: Green flavor?
Manager: Do I have to explain everything twice?
Manager: Why are the pretty ones so stupid?
Andre: How much money will she make today?
Manager: 100 dollars!!!!
Tori: 100 bucks? (looks at Andre).
Tori: Just to give a thousand of these Berry Balls for free?
Manager: She's making me explain it again to her twice.
Tori: No. I'm not.
Manager: Your costume is back there. Go put it on.
Tori: You want me to wear a costume?
Manager: That does it.
Andre: No. She understands.
Andre: Go put on your costume.
Tori: What kind of costume?
Scene cuts to her wearing it.
Manager: Excellent. (turns to Andre). What do you think?
Andre: Don't you think it's a little hideous?
Manager: Hideous? My wife designed that costu...
Tori: Oh. No. You know how teenagers say hideous when the mean good. Like how bad means good. Right?
Andre: Right. Yes. Sure. Right.
Tori: How hideous means real good.
Tori: That sweater is hideous. I'm talking hi day-day.
Manager: This card tells you what to say to people when you offer them Berry Balls.
Manager: Oh. Here comes my daughter. Be nice. She just got braces on her teeth. Here's my little girl. How was the dentist?
Daughter: Ok. I guess. What do you think? (shows braces)
Manager: You look hideous. (turns around to Tori & Andre). Don't you two think so?
Andre: Straight down hi day-day.
Manager: Oh. Come. Now. We'll buy you a new set of hair curls.
Andre: We destroyed a young girls self-esteem.
Tori: Let's start handing out these Berry Balls. One Thousand to go.
Andre: One Thousand to go.
Tori: Oh. Hey. Hi. Eh! (reads off of card).
Kid #1: They look disgusting.
Kid #2: So do you.
Tori: (sees other people) Hi. (reads off of card)
Kids: Ahhh! (run away)
Tori: (turns to mom) Hi.
Tori: (turns to Andre)...
Andre: One Thousand to go.
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