Robbie's Big Toe

Robbie's Big Toe is a song written by Robbie and was performed on TheSlap, with back-up dancers Tori and Jade, both wearing hats (Tori, a light blue top hat, and Jade, a sombrero with little chili peppers on them). Later on, they touch Robbie's toe and trade hats. This is one of the very few moments where Jade is happy and hyper.

Lyrics

Victorious- Robbie's Big Toe Song

Wish I could be victorious
Go to a school where everything is cool
Where kids don't have to wake up and catch the bus Cause they can go whenever they feel like it

Hey there's this girl named Tori she goes to a school
It's a performing arts school where the kids make the rules
Her teacher is a pyscho
No ifs, ands or buts
Wearing sandals in class, and drinking milk from coconuts

Her sister's a diva
She's a real pain bar none
She thinks she can sing
Even with a giant tongue
There's a friend named André
He's got the mind of a poet
He can play a piano and he can really really flow it
Now Tori's nice to Jade
And Jade's mean to Tori
What's the sense of that? Well, I guess it makes a pretty good story
And Cat is bipolar
She can really do you in
There's a crazy cast of characters
Lets sing it all again!!!
Wish I could be victorious
Go to a school where kids don't stop the talk

It's a lot of fun even when the day is done.
But it really starts when Robbie takes his shoe offfffffffff

Tori: Oh noooooooooooo....
When this baby was born
He would've guessed his fate
Robbie's got a big toe and 9 others to pull it's weight
It's hard to really find
The shoes that'll fit
It's a very hard existence

But he makes the most of it
(screaming) Robbie's got a big toe Robbie's got a big toe

Everyone wants to hear about

Robbie's got a big toe

Robbie's got a big toe

Robbie's got a big toe

All the ladies fight about

Robbie's big toe

Robbie's got a big toe

Robbie's got a big toe

Why don't we just rename the show Robbie's Big Toe?

Robbie's big toe

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