This is a List of things Jade Hates according to her What I Hate segments other TheSlap segments/statuses, the series, and the Victorious twitter.

• Making video captions
• When people say "supposably" rather than "supposedly" and "fustrated" rather than "frustrated"
• When dogs jump up on her and the owner says "Oh, it's OK! He's friendly!"
• People who put ketchup on hot dogs
• When the waiter at a restaurant brings dessert without first cleaning the dirty dinner dishes
• When people complain about her chewing ice loudly ("If that bothers you, then good!")
• When people say "Have a nice day!"
• What fish smells like on a hot summer day
• Making TheSlap videos
• When boys ask her "Can I kiss you?"
• The word 'moist'
• The word 'tissue'
• When someone says "moist tissue" together
• Happiness
• The number 9; she thinks it sounds whiny
• The noise made when the tongue smacks the roof of the mouth
• Movies where a group of kids work together to overcome evil and save the world
• Bras that hook in the front
• When she is at a restaurant and the shrimps have tails
• Picking off shrimp tails
• Video captions that ruin what the video is all about (Ironically enough, this is found in a video caption.)
• Birthday parties or birthdays
• That Santa won't go to a gym to lose weight
• That she is mean to Santa Claus
• People who blow their nose then look in the tissue
• A random guy and his feelings
• When she goes to a restaurant and orders lobster and the server tries to get her to wear a bib
• The Lobster Council
• Bibs
• Twins (and people that copy other people)
• Aloe Vera
• Guys who bite their lower lip while they dance
• Green Soup
• Sinus Infections- except for when Tori had one
• Girls who have irritating laughs
• When you fall off a ladder then land on a small dog, and the dog pukes on you
• Milk
• Flowers
• Lullabies ("Why sing to a baby when they're trying to sleep?")
• Babies
• October
• Most people
• Pink (the color)
• The Sun
• Allergies
• Stupid girls who go to the beach with tiny bikinis
• When people stick the same knife they used for the jelly in the peanut butter jar.
• People who dress their dogs in Halloween costumes
• People who dress their dogs every day
• Christmas
• People who sing Christmas carols before December
• People who say "I'll pencil you in"
• Compliments (In Beck's Blog)
• People who have more than two bumper stickers on their car
• The word "ween"
• The word "tween"
• When kids go trick-or-treating and aren't even dressed in real costumes
• Her neighbor who hands out packets of floss instead of candy
• Dunking for apples
• When she orders miso soup, then the waiter asks if she wants soup with it.
• The Black Friday, because it's just a holiday where everyone goes shopping
• Loud talkers
• Being predictable
• Being ignored
• Mustard
• Sweating
• People who use the word “staycation”
• Girls who talk in the bathroom
• Thursdays
• People who pronounce pecan as PEE CAN
• Valentine's Day (Except for Beck)
• Sinjin (or any other student who gets in her way)
• Talk shows
• Tourists
• Bananas (Mentioned in her Video Profile)
• Canadians (except Beck and apparently Moose)
• Ice Cream
• Holidays that don't even get you a day off from school
• When someone acknowledges Christmas before December (Mentioned by Beck)
• When moms dress up like their little girls, and little girls dress up like their dolls
• Tuna fish
• Giggling
• The word "panties"
• Ducks
• Cramps
• String cheese
• Clocks
• Wet doorknobs
• The color yellow
• Carpeting
• Dogs
• Obnoxious hair colors
• Girls who wear jeans and skirts simultaneously
• Cilantro
• Rainbows
• People who use the word "spooky"
• When people automatically assume she loves Halloween
• When Cat baby-talks
• Stuffed animals
• When people talk into your ear and you can feel their warm breath.
• Seeds (especially in watermelons)
• Tweeting things she hates.
• When she thinks of something that she hates but forgets what it is when it's time to write it down.
• Being soaking wet in her clothes
• When people sit in her chair
• DJs
• Sinjin Van Cleef
• Trina Vega
• Hayley Ferguson
• Tara Ganz
• That Hayley and Tara cheated her and Cat out of their win in Freak the Freak Out
• Parades
• Not being able to fit everything she hates into one status
• Signs
• Everyone who jumped on the vampire bandwagon four years ago
• Everyone trying to get on her zombie bandwagon
• That no one goes outside to see hailstorms like they do rainbows
• People at the coffeeshop who hog the fixings bar
• People at award shows who act all surprised when they win
• Talking to a camera
• When you go to a restaurant and what you're wearing matches the waitress' uniform
• People who sit on the beach for hours to wait for the sunrise
• Wire hangers
• Walking
• Being stuck in Traffic
• Raisins
• The Middle aAges
• Middle schoolers
• Middleton, Wisconsin.
• When people say "everything happens for a reason".