"Here's just more proof that I'm the pretty sister in the family. Sorry, Tori, looks like I took all the good genes before you were born." - Trina from TheSlap
"I'm so devoted to my craft, I'd shave my head, gain 30 pounds, and even touch Robbie Shapiro if the script called for it." - Trina from TheSlap
"Even though I plummeted from the rafters down to what could have been my ultimate demise, my hair and makeup remained perfect. I guess there really isn't a way to make me look bad." - Trina from TheSlap
"Well, I guess now the whole world can see what Tori looks like when she wakes up. Disheveled... angry... but what you can't see is the odd smell she gives off in the morning." - Trina from TheSlap
"Glad Lane had so much time to pose for pictures instead of trying to figure out who tried to MURDER me!!!" - Trina from TheSlap
"Cat said she didn't do it but she is not too sure about Mr. Porkstache, her pig." - Trina from TheSlap
"I never trust a guy who buttons the top button on his shirt. I also never trust a guy who says "I'll call you." They never do! But that's besides the point." - Trina from TheSlap
"OMG this Freddie guy totally hit on me at Kenan's party. I heard he was like some celebrity or something. It's not the first time I've been hit on by a celebrity and I'm sure it won't be the last." - Trina from TheSlap
"Here's a pic of Jade without her makeup on. Some people just need a lot of foundation to mask their bad skin. I don't."
"They say bananas make your hair shiny. Luckily I don't have to rely on produce for my good looks." - Trina from TheSlap
"At first I thought it was Jade who tried to harm me, but I watch a lot of those crime scene investigation shows and it's never the one you expect. So you're off the hook, Jade. But you're still a freak." - Trina from TheSlap
"Ya know what, if Sinjin was the one who cut my gimble, I'd probably forgive him because he is a fellow foot bleacher." - Trina from TheSlap
"I know that Robbie and Rex would not try to hurt me because they are seriously in love with me. It's kind of sad. I'll never love them back." - Trina from TheSlap
"Wow, Tori. Maybe you should set your little doll up with Rex. Maybe then, he'll STOP hitting on every girl at school." - Trina from TheSlap