"Buck not only ruined my big TV debut, but he also gave me fleas. #BadWeek" - Tori from TheSlap
"This picture was taken by Steve, the friendly ex-janitor who has lived in the Hollywood Arts' basement ever since he was fired 5 years ago. Our school should start charging rent." - Tori from TheSlap
"Andre and Beck gave Cat this stuffed dog. It took her three days to figure out it wasn't real. Didn't she realize it NEVER went to the bathroom?" - Tori from TheSlap
"Andre couldn't resist trying fake Buck's spaghetti guts. Even though Andre finished the macaroni, he said the sauce lacked flavor and texture." - Tori from TheSlap
"You can't take a photo around Hollywood Arts without there being some dude in the background wearing an oversized sombrero. That's just how we roll." - Tori from TheSlap
"Apparently, Cat has been living in the attic of Hollywood Arts for a week. So how is she still 15 minutes late to school every single day???" - Tori from TheSlap
"No stuffed animals were injured during the taping of this late night show. However, one late night host WAS terribly, terribly injured." - Tori from TheSlap
"Robbie and Cat play Robbie's second favorite game: Go Fish. His first favorite game is "Pirates" but Cat won't let him play that one." - Tori from TheSlap
"Sikowitz originally hired this guy to make fun of me. But they apparently hit it off and are now great friends. Sikowitz takes him for a walk twice a week." - Tori from TheSlap
"Jade sent me this pic of Robbie being attacked by a rat. Well, she sent it to me and the entire student body." - Tori from TheSlap