"These guys only LOOK tough, but really they are just parade-loving, cupcake-eating, folk-song singing softies." - Tori from TheSlap
"Have you ever met someone who has absolutely no idea what people REALLY think of her? Let me introduce you to my sister who thinks she's WANTED in our giant cupcake." - Tori from TheSlap
"Guess which one of these guys is wearing Sikowitz's pants. Hint: It's the guy currently wearing the stupid-looking yellow pants." - Tori from TheSlap
"This is Sikowitz's head shot. No wonder he hasn't gotten a role in years. There are only so many roles for color blind hippies out there." - Tori from TheSlap
"Look! Everyone is in their pajamas, except Sikowitz. Or... is he? I never know with that guy." - Tori from TheSlap
"This pic is interesting... Beck takes a moment to braid Robbie's hair, while Andre gets cozy with Jade (who he doesn't have a crush on)! See what candy jammies lead to... nothing good." - Tori from TheSlap
"Robbie was so excited to snuggle up with four real-life girls, he completely forgot about Rex. Rex plans to get him back by not inviting him on the Northridge party bus this weekend." - Tori from TheSlap
"How many calories do you think a cupcake this size would have? I'm thinking it's gotta be worse for you than the Deep-Fried Bacon-Cheesecake Delight at Cheesecake Warehouse. And that thing comes with a health warning." - Tori from TheSlap