"Wow, that's impressive. Looks like we FINALLY found Trina's talent. This is what she should have auditioned with!" - Tori from TheSlap
"If Robbie ever tried to hold up a bank looking like this, the teller would just laugh at him and continue tweeting his friends." - Tori from TheSlap
"Don't I look smarte? Oh, man. I mean "smart." That wasn't very smart, was it?" - Tori from TheSlap
"Posed eating pics are so weird. Why do we all do it? And why do we post it on the internet?" - Tori from TheSlap
"One of these men dresses like an adult in 2011. The other looks like he borrowed his outfit from a 1970's street performer. I'm not saying which is which." - Tori from TheSlap
"Helen made us take this pic with her because her niece is a huge Diddly Bop fan. She also made us sing Favorite Foods four times while she recorded it on her phone. How embarrassing." - Tori from TheSlap
"These are four of the most frightening eyes I've ever seen. I have nightmares about them." - Tori from TheSlap
"This statue is thinking about straightening his hair to look like Beck. We're not sure how that would work. But hey, we're friends with a talking puppet... so we don't judge." - Tori from TheSlap
"I thought Andre was admiring my makeup... but he later told me that I had poppy seeds stuck in my teeth from my everything bagel. :/ Oh well, we still sounded good." - Tori from TheSlap