"How DOES he fit in his jeans so well??" - Robbie from TheSlap
"This was a bad idea on many levels. Not only did a girl spray me with a high pressure hose, but I also got a severe skin rash." - Robbie from TheSlap
"Our school security cameras got this pic of the guys who stole my car. They look like really happy criminals. I think that's because girls like guys with cars." - Robbie from TheSlap
"Why do we even have cheerleaders? We really don't have any sports! (I'm just bitter because the one in the middle called me a loser.)" - Robbie from TheSlap
"This famous lobster can do three things that I cannot: 1) Ride a bike 2) Eat shrimp 3) Get attention from females. :(" - Robbie from TheSlap
"Sinjin kept this lobster as a pet. Sometimes he takes it for "walks" in his neighborhood. He named it Neil." - Robbie from TheSlap