"Let's just say if this is what the tooth fairy actually looked like, kids all over the world would be gluing their teeth back in their mouths in fear!" - Tori from TheSlap
"Sikowitz sent this photo to the board of Hollywood Arts in case they ever wanted to make a statue of him for the school hallway. He also requested that they give the statue a lot more hair." - Tori from TheSlap
"The only thing Andre didn't mind about his giant record player is that it cut his workout in half. That thing was heavy, but good for the biceps." - Tori from TheSlap
"Sinjin spent the whole week on my back porch spying. Now, even though the cell contest is over, the smell of Van Cleef still lingers on my patio." - Tori from TheSlap
"Jade has an irrational hatred of middle-schoolers. She also hates the middle ages and Middleton, Wisconsin. Girls got a problem with middles." - Tori from TheSlap
"I was SO jealous of Cat's toy phone. By the end of the week I was even fake-talking into a banana. What has my life become?" - Tori from TheSlap
"Sometimes Cat forgets that this phone is just a doggie chew toy. Yesterday she "called" a cute boy on it and asked him out. She waited 8 hours for him to show up. He never did." - Tori from TheSlap
"I don't buy Cat as a submarine captain. The girl freaks out if she has to put her head underwater in the pool. I doubt she could handle 20,000 leagues under." - Tori from TheSlap
"Looks like Becky got Eggy-d. Ha! I knew it! His hair can't ALWAYS be perfect!" - Tori from TheSlap
"Wow, I am so bad at holding my phone out and taking a self-pic. But hey at least I've got a good looking thumb." - Tori from TheSlap