"Sinjin cozies up to Mason in the hopes that someday he can add one of his toenails to his Celebrity Clipping Collection." - Tori from TheSlap
"I was so nervous about having to yell at this waitress, I completely didn't notice how giant her pepper grinder was. She could have beat me silly with that thing." - Tori from TheSlap
"Who thought it would be a good idea to give Jade razor-sharp, two-inch claws? It's like giving a gorilla a machete." - Tori from TheSlap
"In This Photo:Jade poses with Mason and his posse. The guy with the mic was especially excited to take this pic. No one ever takes pics of boom operators. :(" - Tori from TheSlap
"Okay, so everyone gave me a hard time for dressing ridiculous, but Sikowitz is allowed to wear that?!?" - Tori from TheSlap
"Cat's brother taught her how to pick locks. Now she has about 2 minutes until her bodyguard finds her again. She can probably put away 1 1/2 sacks of bibble by then" - Tori from TheSlap