"I didn't really need braces. My parents just made me get them because they thought I was too pretty and it might intimidate my classmates. Aren't they sweet?" - Trina from TheSlap
"Kwakoo is good at two things. Chopping squid and disappointing his father. Poor guy. My father thinks I'm awesome." - Trina from TheSlap
"I am so glad I did not go to lunch with Robbie and Tori. Squid just isn't a good smell on me." - Trina from TheSlap
"This is the coconut that got me into Hollywood Arts. Well, that, and my amazing singing voice." - Trina from TheSlap
"This is me dressed as a hot dog. Normally I'm just plain hot." - Trina from TheSlp
"Cat told me her bra ran out of candy. Apparently she had enough for EVERYONE else but me." - Trina from TheSlap
"Look at that idiot carrying a giant watermelon. I'm only calling him an idiot because he wouldn't give me a slice. Why won't people share with me today?!" - Trina from TheSlap
"Robbie uses training sticks to eat his sushi. I stopped using training sticks when I was 4. Probably because I was more advanced than most children." - Trina from TheSlap
"Thanks, Kwakoo. I love watching Tori get in trouble. That's why I always tell my parents every bad thing she does." - Trina from TheSlap
"Well one thing's for sure. This picture proves that Hollywood Arts is NOT a fashion institute." - Trina from TheSlap
"Want to hear some juicy gossip? I heard that Kwakoo isn't even Japanese. Doesn't that make him a sushi imposter?" - Trina from TheSlap
"Does Sinjin's hair still look like this? I don't think I've bothered to even look in his direction for the past four years." - Trina from TheSlap