"The great thing about being a game show host is that you get to dress all fancy. I'd totally wear this outfit on a date if I was ever asked to go on one." - Sinjin from TheSlap
"The two rules of being a Query Girl are to shut up and stay out of the way. She did neither." - Sinjin from TheSlap
"Jade does not appreciate being sung to. I know cuz one time I tried to sing to her through her window and her dad called the cops." - Sinjin from TheSlap
"This week I got my leg run over, my game show canceled, and my apple juice spat in... but I also got a new PearPhone! One of my better weeks actually." - Sinjin from TheSlap
"This is my buddy Luther. He always texts me when he finds weird chiz in the garbage. He knows how much I love gross globs." - Sinjin from TheSlap
"This is the last meal Jade and Beck will ever share. I'll be making her meals from now on." - Sinjin from TheSlap
"I tried to give Jade this trophy but instead she ran over me with her car. I'm starting to think she doesn't appreciate it." - Sinjin from TheSlap
"This is Burf. He's part of my posse. He's the odd one in my crew." - Sinjin from TheSlap
"Although Tori insists she's not dating Robbie, she IS touching his elbow. That's more of a relationship than I've ever had. :(" - Sinjin from TheSlap
"Well you made
Cat faint"