"I'm so glad Tori used deodorant today. This could have been an awkward moment." - André from TheSlap
"Did someone order a sweet and sour picture? Cuz you just got one." - André from TheSlap
"Aw, poor Cat. She can't figure out how to get her fingers out of this. Life's gonna be a struggle for her." - André from TheSlap
"Tori looks like a big celebrity here... but really, she's just sleeping in detention. #DontTellDickers" - André from TheSlap
"Jade normally wouldn't carry a pink balloon, but she's particularly proud of this one since she stole it from Tori." - André from TheSlap
"This balloon is biodegradable. Tori is not, so please... don't release her into the air." - André from TheSlap