"Usually, I hate Robbie's guts, but in this picture I find them hilarious! How?! What?! And Why?!" - Jade from TheSlap
"Robbie SHOULD be embarrassed. He has a car PARKED in his butt!" - Jade from TheSlap
"This is my favorite pic on TheSlap for like 23 reasons. The #1 Reason: Tori and Robbie look so miserable." - Jade from TheSlap
"Guess which movie is Cat's favorite! Hint: It's about a very large boat. (I like it too, but only because it sinks at the end.)" - Jade from TheSlap
"Now, THAT is a good-looking Steamboat Suzy!" - Jade from TheSlap
"If she were a captain on my boat, I would jump overboard. No, scratch that. It's my boat!!! I'd push HER overboard!" - Jade from TheSlap
"The lights behind Sikowitz make him look like a deranged mouse. I hate mice. Rats are more my style."
"Sikowitz stole my part. I figured posting this pic was punishment enough. (Also, I'd like to add he STILL makes a better Steamboat Suzy than Tori.)" - Jade from TheSlap
"If I were captain, I would make every one of these nubs walk the plank. And if the steamboat didn't have a plank; I'd build one!" - Jade from TheSlap
"Tori spent weeks getting into character. Then, I ruined it all for her. I feel really proud about that." - Jade from TheSlap
"Trina annoys me so much that I honestly can't look at her picture long enough to think of a caption." - Jade from TheSlap
Aw, poor Robbie. He has to get a toy car taken out of his small intestine and needs O- blood, and that type is rare!