Cat's Random Thoughts is a segment on TheSlap created by Cat Valentine, featuring random thoughts or acts she does. So far, there have been six episodes.

Contents 1 Episodes 1.1 1. "Cat's Random Thoughts #1" 1.2 2. "Cat's Random Thoughts #2" 1.3 3. "Cat's Random Thoughts #3" 1.3.1 Gallery 1.4 4. "Cat's Randomest Thoughts Yet" 1.5 5. "Cat's NEW Random Thoughts" 1.5.1 Gallery 1.6 6."Cat's Random Thoughts: Swivel Chair" 1.7 7. "Cat's Random Thoughts: Backwards Talking"

Episodes

1. "Cat's Random Thoughts #1"

Cat's Random Thoughts(01:54)
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The first episode starts out with Cat talking about her hair being colored the same color as red-velvet cupcakes although her hair tastes like hair. She discusses her hair dryer. She also starts does a baby lamb imitation.

2. "Cat's Random Thoughts #2"

Victorious Cat's Random Thoughts(01:52)
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This time, Cat has a bubble blower. Jade is filming the video and yelling at her (Cat), while Cat talks about her neighbor's pregnant cat, although the cat may just be fat, not pregnant. She stops in the middle of the story because she doesn't think the camera is on (there is no red light) and is seemingly scared by Jade's shouting. Cat also talks about her weird brother a bit.

3. "Cat's Random Thoughts #3"

Victorious - Cat's Random Thoughts(01:54)
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Once again, Cat is in her bedroom where she states that she was going to say something but forgot because her brother started a grease fire. She then says she is going to say three things that she thinks have never ever been said before. She proceeds to say three nonsense phrases, such as, "Hey Mr. Figgledoober! Thank you for filling my gas tank with clam chowder!" They are silly phrases; no one has likely ever used that combination of words in a sentence. At the end, she has on a shiny felt flower hat.

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4. "Cat's Randomest Thoughts Yet"

Cat's Randomest Thoughts Yet!(02:08)
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Cat starts of this video making very weird noises. Cat starts talking about how cool it would be to fill a pool with a bunch of tiny little grapes, and then put on a bathing suit, and just bellyflop into it. She then feels pity for these two tomatoes that are tired, but don't have anywhere to sleep. To resolve this problem, she puts them in a tomato hammock bra, and sings them a lullaby. She then talks into a fake phone and says "Hey! It's Cat! I mean.....Lieutenant Valentine...hehhee...Whatcha doing, you know..on the spaceship...HEHEHE. HEY! Mr. Spock, you are sooooo vulcan weird...HEHEHE. Okay don't freak out, but it's me again, ya. I want you to...BEAM ME UP. HEHHE" Then she shows us a special effect which is disappearing. Then the video ends.

5. "Cat's NEW Random Thoughts"

Victorious - Cat's NEW Random Thoughts(02:10)
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Cat starts this video with an opening theme song which she created because the "Cat's Random Thoughts" segment was beginning to get popular. The theme song goes as follows: "My name is Cat, here's a video for you, I know it's not

fancy but it's something to do, so if you get bored just go online to TheSlap.com where everything's fine. A-deep-dop-dop-dop-doopity-do." As the song plays, there are random clips of Cat doing random things such as brushing her teeth, doing karate, and peeling a carrot. She starts to see if it's possible to squeeze juice out of a potato. Then she pulls her hair back, smears her face with honey, and sticks it in a bowl of popcorn. She also pulls the middle out of a green olive and tries to drink water upside down. She then returns to trying to squeeze juice out of a potato.

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6."Cat's Random Thoughts: Swivel Chair"

Cat starts this video on her bed and she says "Hello computer people" and then she shows her new swivel chair. She also talks about how easy it is to judge a book by it's cover.

7. "Cat's Random Thoughts: Backwards Talking"

Cat starts this video by telling us she is talking to us backwards and sitting

Cat's Random Thoughts Backwards Talking(02:31)
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with her back towards the audience. She point out how weird it would be if people talked to each other like that. She turns around and says that her brother is filming this segment. She tells about her brother that now acts like a dog due to some medicine he got against scratching (something he did a lot in the previous video and people had commented that they found it distracting). She talks about money not growing on trees and says avocado don't either, but then she figures out they do and thinks maybe money does too. She says, from under her bed, she wouldn't want to be an onion since they make people cry and gives you bad breath. Someone grabs her leg under the bed and she freaks out, but it was only Mr. Purple. She says why they rarely have guests. She tells us that she's never had one birthday wish come true. At the end she's going to show us a trick she's been working on and hold a hula hoop and a bowling pin, however we never get to see the trick because her brother starts biting her and we only see the floor while Cat is telling her brother not to bite her.

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Segments on TheSlap Jade with Tots • What I Hate • Cat Crashes Jade's House • Beck and Jade's Relationship Advice • Tori Takes Requests • Cat Interviews Cute Boys • Cat Makes the Elderly Laugh • Trending Now! • Public Service Announcement • Rex Sings • Cat's Random Thoughts • Cooking With Beck • Cat Tells Jade a Joke • Cat and Jade's Bedtime Story • Angry Freak Out • Robbie's Reviews • Cat's Homework Helper • Christopher Cane Interviews • Robbie's Improv • Pranking Sikowitz • The Funny Nugget Show • Drive-by-Acting Exercises • Tweet Time with Cat • Trina's Acting Workshop • Trina's Open Letters • Tori Don't Care 'Bout Nothin' Character Posts on TheSlap List of Posts by Cat Valentine • List of posts by Beck Oliver • List of Posts by Rex Powers • List of Posts by Sikowitz • List of Posts by Trina Vega • List of posts by André Harris • List of posts by Festus • List of posts by Jade West • List of posts by Lane Alexander• List of posts by Sinjin Van Cleef • List of posts by Tori Vega • List of posts by Robbie Shapiro Games André's Date Defense • Beck and Jade's RV Racer • Beck Escapes Hollywood Hotties • Cat's Alien Wipeout • Chasing Tori • Cupcake Getaway • Diddly-Bops' Food Drop • Ditch the Fish • Freak the Freak Out: Confused Karaoke • Hollywood Beats • Hollywood Beats 2 • Jade's Prom Wrecker • Kwakoo's Sushi Tower • Mood Match • Rex's Dunk For A Buck • Sikowitz's Acting Challenge • Sinjin's Locker Game • Skate With Cat • The Great Ping-Pong Game • TheSlap Cookie Wrap • TheSlap Trivia • Tori's Mustache Bash • Tori's Raceway • Wanko's Warehouse Stacker Characters' Profile Videos Beck's Profile Video • Tori's Profile Video • Jade's Profile Video • Cat's Profile Video • Robbie's Profile Video • Sinjin's Profile Video