Broken Glass is a song written by Robbie Shapiro that was performed in the episode The Diddly-Bops. He made it to sing to little kids, but everyone hated it except for Jade, who responded with "I like it." The others thought it would scare all the kids.

He performed it once again in Tori Goes Platinum, during his audition for the Platinum Music Awards. The man listening to the auditions said it was nice, meaning other people like it too.

The full version is on TheSlap and on the first Victorious soundtrack, but both are different than the one shown on the show.

Lyrics

It's fun to run

It's fun to play
It's fun to make things out of clay.
It's fun to fill your car with gas.
It's fun to break...
Things made of glass.

It's fun to spray yourself with mace
It's fun to squeeze your mother's face
It's fun to mow your daddy's grass
It's fun to break....

Things made of glass.

But broken glass can cut your hand
And then you'll bleed across the land.
Ask any woman, child or man
about the dangers...
Of broken glass.
Of broken glass.

I like nice girls with gum disease
I like to tickle people's knees
Don't tell me no, Just tell me yes.
And then we'll break...
Things made of glass.

Sometimes I put on special pants,
And then I board a plane to France,
When I arrive I start to Dance.
And then I break...
Things made of Glass

Yeah I know that dance doesn't rhyme with glass, So whatcha gonna do about it? HUH?

But broken glass will tell you lies.
Bleed your soul and blind your eyes.
Just like a lemon with a side of fries.
You better be aware,, of broken glass.. of broken glass..

(harmonica solo)

Mmm, children that glass, sure looks delicious, doesn't it?

But you can't eat it.

'Cause broken glass is not a food
So don't you listen to some dude
Who says put cheese on broken glass
And make a sand-a-witch...
Out of broken glass!

Let's sing a song about broken glass

I'll help you write it after class
There is no song that could surpass
This song we sing
About broken glass.

v • e • d Victorious Songs

Season 1 Make It Shine • You're The Reason • Finally Falling • Broken Glass • Forever Baby • Give It Up • Freak the Freak Out • Number One • Hate Me Love Me • Favorite Food • Song2You Season 2 Beggin' on Your Knees • The Captain is She • Best Friend's Brother • All I Want Is Everything • I Want You Back • You Haven't Seen the Best of Me • Okay • 365 Days Season 3 It's Not Christmas Without You • Run Run Away • All In This Together • Countdown • Bad News Songs • Take A Hint • Five Fingaz To the Face • I'm A Fool • Cheer Me Up • Make It In America • I Think You're Swell Season 4 L.A. Boyz • You Don't Know Me • Here's 2 Us • Faster Than Boyz • Star Spangled Banner • Bad Boys