So far Beck Oliver has made two blogs on TheSlap. He says he only blogs when he has something important to say or he's bored. His first blog was about Jade, because he told him that she had to blog about her.
Beck says he's blogging about his lovely girlfriend because she told him he had to. He explains that dating her isn't very easy, because she takes every compliment the wrong way. He then explains that he was extra nice to her all week, and recorded her reactions. Here are the results:
Me: "Wow Jade, you look really pretty today."
Her: "So what?! Most days I look hideous?! Is that what you're trying to tell me? Why do you even date me if I disgust you so much?"
Me "I like that outfit you're wearing."
Her "Oh cuz it's got a little pink in it?! Well sorry if I'm not super-girly like all the other ditzes who walk around wearing bows and flowers and tacky pink dresses. I'm not your little dress-up doll. Ugh!"
Me "Hey thanks for getting me a cup of coffee."
Her "You say that like I never do anything for you! I feel so unappreciated!"
Me: "Here, let me carry that bag for you."
Her: "Don't use that tone of voice to me. Yeah, don't deny it! There was a tone!"
Me: "Hi, baby."
Her: "So you don't even say my name anymore? Did you forget it? Why are you being shady?"
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